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Midwest Maniacs: 5-Star Review

From the Reading Ghost blog. Special thanks to Bjork Peterson.

“In my opinion, this book was amazing Mr. Baker has managed to write a book on true crime cases spending from legendary examples from a long forgotten time to nowadays crime.”–Reading Ghost

Link: Reading Ghost http://www.readingghost.blogspot.dk/2015/08/maniacs.html

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Dimoetes

The body was tossed to and from in the surf. Diometes paused for a moment, listening to some vast inner calling, some crystal voice out of the blue; perhaps out of the black.

Slanting rays of sunlight painted the cascades in rapturous color. Time stood still for a moment. For him time must always stand still.

He approached slowly. The thing was bloated in the surf, filled to bursting with salt water. Yet, stills supple, still exuded the elusive quality of coy humanity that must have marked her in life. In truth, she could have been a pale blue doll tossed to an fro on the gentle tide, , washed in salty brine and sand, spied from above by the beady, hungry eyes of suspicious gulls.

She was still shrouded in her sopping robes. Who was she? Who had she been? Had she been a wife, a mother? He didn’t know. His mind peered over the lifeless, bloated visage, into the unseeing eyes, seeing for a moment, another image, an image that was dear to him, and hateful to.

“Your daughter has been unfaithful to me. And with her own flesh and blood she has worked that which is unseemly. Whatever are we to do?”

He spoke calmly, serenely to father Troezen, his careful, thoughtful words underpinning the old man’s shame.

“I shall…”

But the old man’s lips quivered and his brow fell heavily in pained anguish. The sun rose and the sun set, illuminating the world and then casting it into shuddering darkness. The days failed to grasp his consciousness very tightly; he surmised he was simply insulating himself from the pain of regret, of rejection.

The old man beat Evopis fiercely, her shrieks of protestations and cries of abuse ringing throughout the household, shuffling servants bowing their heads low over their toil, trying as best as they could to ignore the shouts of accusation, the tears of protestation, the sounds of the blows falling.

The brother and lover simply skulked in the shadows, a look of shame and dishonor crossing his brow. Soon, he would go into exile, ride away on a donkey, cover his face with his cloak. He would go about the world to seek absolution for his sin. But, he was already wondering: could those without shame, truly find forgiveness. Inside, he felt few regrets, except, of course, for the crime of being found out.

Dimoetes had walked in on their mad embrace. His eyes had bulged and his cheeks had flushed hot at seeing the brother thrust himself between the ample thighs of his own sister, Dimoetes’ sweet little Evopis. The maidenhead burst like a grape. And this was not an act of rape, as her clinging fingers and cries of sweet, remorseless passion gave testimony to. Both of the shamed lovers tried to hide themselves from Dimoetes’ baleful stare, and the brother ran into the shadows.

But he had seen. He knew.

However, like so many other recent images, it faded into the obscurity of rememberance as just another scene, void of feeling and emotion, as cold and flat as a fish out of water, a portrait plucked from the storehouse of recent memory, almost like an image from a dream.

The feet of a corpse are never beautiful. Staring upward, he could see her hanging there by her scrawny neck, her hair, now shot with streaks of white, falling over her pained, pinched, inert face; the face of a battered and bruised doll. She had ended her life when her lover left, when their taboo romance was discovered, when she was threatened to be turned out into the streets like a dog, cast away like a leper in disgrace.

But with her dying breath she had cursed the man who did this to her. No, not the seductive brother, but her own HUSBAND, whom she died despising as a traitor, an usurper of passionate, if forbidden romance. Or so the servants whispered.

His cold lack of affect shocked others, but he confessed that, at this point, “I cannot allow my self to feel. The pain is too great.”

To which the old servant woman, who he knew loved him passionately, replied, “Go then. find your soul, your destiny. But, in the fullness of time, come back to us.”

And so he went. And the dreamlike days passed. and it was then that he found himself walking the coastline, staring at the thing washed up from the depths, the thing that should, by all rights, repulse him, but did not.

He carried the thing home. It’s sopping garments, its burial shroud acted as a sort of pulley by which to manage the dead weight. But, as light as the poor thing was, it was nothing for him to, eventually, pick her up in his powerful arms, take her back to his dark, dank abode.

He uncovered her face His private angel, his little doll, his vision of heaven. He remembered the dead, corpse feet of Evopis, her swinging form suspended like some grim lantern from the ceiling of the bridal chamber.

Ah! Here was a fulfilment, then, of the promise of his wedding. His black wedding; his marriage to the dead.

He swept his electrified eyes across the face, drank in the deathly pallor, caressed the cold flesh.

bending, he placed the first few kisses upon the cold, shriveling cheek. He began to play the folds of the burial shroud, his heart hammering in his chest at the blasphemous taboo he was transgressing, the social bond he was breaking. In his mind, he endowed the cold husk with voice, with gaiety and warmth, laughter, romance and love. He entered her, thrusting in mad passion against entropy, seeding the rebirth of a romance that could defy death and time. (Or, as one would put it, “putting his loaves in a cold oven.”)
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He built a life for her in his dreams, endowing her with all of the attributes of a living, breathing woman, a woman that could never be, the “Bride of the Black Wedding,” the image of perfection–even as she rot and lie stinking in his bed, drawing vermin.

It was not long that, like sands flowing through the fingers of a desperate man, all attempts to resurrect the image of her, to make love to the one yielding perfect (because silent, malleable and inert) romance of his life, that he realized her woman hood had become to rotted with corruption to accommodate his lust any longer.
Indeed, she was now a putrefied, degraded thing, a thing that stank abominably, that was too rotted to be enjoyed, to be mocked-up in a fantasy vision of inviolable, perfect, and dream-like romance.

“I shall build for you the perfect crypt, oh my sweet, my dearest one. It shall be a bridal chamber the likes of which no one has ever seen before, or shall ever see again. And I will stay with there, all the day and the night..”

(One is here reminded of Annabel Lee, whom Poe vowed he would “…all the night tide, lie down by the side, of my darling, my darling, my life and my bride…” Also of the short poem by Henry King, Bishop of Chichester which has the words: “Stay for me there: I will not fail / To meet thee in that hollow vale.”)

And so build it he did, a tomb in the side of a cliff. And if it was but a hollowed cave, a poor specimen of what he, in his fevered imaginings, had intended, it was no one’ fault, but merely his isolation and poverty. But, in his mind’s eye, the walls were smooth, perfect, engraved with proclamations of his great love, forming a stone screen for the images of his hot imaginings.

Yet, he knew it for what it was: simply another version of the lifeless, dead womb, a huge, confining prison-like womb that would never birth new life, but merely contain the seeds of one brutally and unceremoniously ended, the last vestiges of material life as it seeped into nothingness, forgotten.

And so, falling upon the sarcophagi n a fit of terror and shame, his emotions finally giving vent in a torrent of grief more powerful than any he had ever felt before, a deep metaphysical anguish that felt crushed beneath the futility of life and time, the dissolution and inevitability of entropy, decay and death, he plunged his sword into his breast up to the hilt, and, pouring his life’s blood across the stone floor of the crypt, died beside his love, and is with her still.

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The Bird

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The clown lay in a pile of color on top of the sheets; when Rae came in to get her things he was already drawing flies.

She went to the wardrobe for her underwear, blinking her eyes to try and shut out the image of the dead entertainer. Her mind couldn’t assimilate what she had just seen.

When she was dressed and powdered and perfumed she went to the nightstand, picked up the bottle of sleeping pills, looked down, saw the half-empty bottle of cheap hooch spilling out onto the rug, decided that she should probably let that lay, and then dialed the police.

She was greeted by a tired-sounding voice at the other end.

“Hello, Police? Yes, this is rae Dawn Mertz of 708 North River Drive. I–well, you’re not going to believe this, but there’s a dead clown in my bed!”

Pause.

“Lady, this your idea of some…

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J.J.’s Dream

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“Hey, how in the hell did I manage to get here?”

The girl, who was dressed like a farm boy from 1933, looked surprised, shrugged her shoulders, and said “Don’t ask me mister. Does it look like I have all the answers?”

“Yeah, but it’s preposterous.”

“Maybe so. So is my predicament.”

“Okay, how much are we talking? I tail your husband, and what do I get out of it?”

She looked like the cat that just got the cream, and said, “I got all the money you need right here. Take a look-see.”

She hefted a wad of greenbacks out of her belt. The shmoe sitting next to her smiled a wide, toothsome, sharkskin grin, and revved the engine of the car. J.J. turned around in bed, stared at the wall, and realized his operatives were standing beside him, all lined up like ducks at a shooting gallery.

“Woodbine…Corsoe…Krebbs…Jeez…

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This One’ll Kill Ya!

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Okay I got this story but nobody gonna believe it, dig? I heard it firsthand from a friend of my neighbor’s wife. There was this funeral home–yeah, you know, that one on the corner down by Madison? That may be the one, I can’t really remember. Well, anyway, turns out the funeral director had this little son. Well, maybe he wasn’t so little, maybe he was thirteen or fourteen.

Anyway, he gets this gag where he likes hiding in the showroom coffins in his pop’s funeral parlor, and maybe he covered his face in corpse paint, and when he’d invite his little school chums over, he pops out of a casket. Scares the you-know-what outta ’em.

Anyway, so the little troll gets himself a casket fixation, all the time is messing around in the showroom with his pop’s showroom models. Well, one day, this casket comes in, and its a…

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The Ballad of Klondike Kate

Oh the roughest young gal that you ever did see
Was a pert young lass out of Tennesee;
Who fancied finding gold was in her fate–
So she headed up north did Klondike Kate.

Klondike Kate just couldn’t wait,
Fancied findin’ gold was in her fate;
Klondike Kate was her brand new name–
She was rootin’,tootin’, scootin, shootin gold rush dame.

She went up north to the frozen land
(Was the mighty Yukon not the Rio Grande)
Was cold as ice and frozen too,
But Kate surried on cause she was tried and true.

Klondike Kate was a prospecting lass,
With a tin pan gullet and a burro ass;
She went to cities, she drank in the towns;
Klondike Kate knew her way around.

She hired a team to go with her,
Into the mountains where the gold diggers were;
But the indians said stay away from there,
“There’s a winter storm coming so you must beware!”

Klondike Kate just couldn’t wait!
Never mind the dark clouds hanging over her fate:
She lead her team of miners up the mountain trail
To a log cabin perched right on the edge of hell.

Well the wind started howling and the snow did blow
(And the men knew they had no other place to go)
Stuck in the mountains they found a shack–
But were soon gettin’ hungry caus for food they lacked!

Klondike Kate had sealed their fate!
Now huddled together for death they wait!
Gettin’ hungrier and hungrier they soon debate:
Which one of the dead would be best to eat?

Nobody knew Kate wasn’t a man,
For she glued on whiskers and called heself Dan!
In the middle of the night old Dan did rise,
While the others were asleep to give them a surprise

Klondike Kate never had no hate,
But she knew she would starve if she had to wait,
To eat her fill as they were snowed in–
And she didn’t think survivin’ was a terrible sin

One jumped up and begin to fight,
But Kate aimed the barrel and put that one right!
The other started howling and begin to moan
So Kate slit his throat to the spinal bone!

Klondike Kate never did debate,
If killing the men was or wasn’t her fate!
Of their cold blue flesh she surely ate;
All the better for her powerful hunger to sate!

Well she cut their flesh into jerky beef,
And waited and waited for a little relief;
Eventually she left that cabin of woe,
And made her way to town through the meltin’ snow.

Klondike Kate made her way to town,
As the world was turnin’ from white to brown…
And the soldiers at the fort all scratched their heads
In wonder that she wasn’t in the mountains dead!

Klondike Kate never did let on
That her menfolk companions was dead and gone.
She dropped their meat in the frozen snow…
Oh! Listen to the howlin winds scream and blow!

Now she pours the beer at the “Bucket of Grue,”
(And some say this story ain’t even true!)
But Old Kate she just a smiles and grins
That no one ever did find out that she ate them men!

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