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Stead’s Folly

WT Stead

Socialist reformer W.T. Stead was fascinated by spiritualism and psychic phenomena, so much so that when a medium told him he must not, under any circumstances, travel by sea, he went and booked passage aboard an ocean liner for her maiden voyage.

He died aboard the Titanic, April 15, 1912.

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The Inscrutable Wheel

Kimberly mining camp in South Africa, in 1873, was a rough and tumble collection of shanty shacks, gambling “hells”, dens of iniquity and vice, prostitution, drunkenness; what one would expect, for the most part, from a boom town that had grown up overnight, its development driven by the lust for glittering riches, hidden in the form of diamonds buried beneath the earthen crust.

It was into one of these establishments that a young man entered, possessed of a small sum of money he was eager to multiply. Seeking out the roulette table like a lemming looking for a cliff, he sauntered up, laid down his bets, and began to play. And lose. And go again. And lose again. and, yet, for him, at least, losing only a part of his wealth was not enough.

The gambler’s mania had gripped him, and, soon, he found himself dispossessed of all but a single British pound. (Or, we at least assume it was a British pound. I suppose it could have been a single Rand. We’re unsure of this. Let’s compromise for now and just call the measly currency he proffered a “dollar,” shall we?)

Raymond Chandler has a story called “You Play the Black, and the Red Comes Up.” Raymond Chandler novels were full of desperate men and beautiful, deadly dames, all of whom lived in a world that was, essentially, amoral, predatory, rife with scoundrelism and, just beneath the aching, tired, weather-beaten and undeniably phony façade , was corrupt deep down to the core. Life is ugly, men are predators, and dames is “no damn good.”

Of course, the young man was soon divested of this money, and beating his breast in despair (or, so we assume), dragged his sorry carcass out the door of the so-good den of gambling and vice, much to the cheers and jeers of the other assembled gamblers. It was not long after that a shot rang out in the street.

“Well, I’ll be damned. The sorry bastard has went and done himself in!” someone must have shouted.

(You’ll forgive us the literary license of putting words in the mouth of a fictional bystander. We do it only toward the establishment of a dramatic effect.)

In the dusty, rutted, dirty road lay a bleeding body, the hand still gripping the butt of the pistol, a pool of crimson wetting the earth around the rawboned, grief-addled, but undeniably handsome visage of the dead young miner. A small crowd gathered to circle, like human vultures, and spit forth exclamations, mutterings, and various imprecations to the preservative power of putative saints.

They must have dragged the body off to the morgue. I suppose it was unceremoniously deposited into a cold, lonely, paupers’ grave, to be eternally forgotten, except by the windblown trees.

Soon after, as if in a cosmic chuckle at the ill-starred fate of the so-unfortunate suicided loser, a quite similar young fellow entered a gambling establishment called Dodd’s Canteen. He had only one dollar in his pocket. His name, incidentally, was David Harris.

He sauntered over to the roulette table. Should he lay down his single, hard-earned dollar, risk the only money he had, all and everything, on a simple intuitive feeling?

He finally decided to do so. Mr. Harris left Dodd’s Canteen 1,400 dollars wealthier than when he entered it. In time, he would develop this small sum of money into a vast fortune.

So turns the inscrutable Wheel of Fortune. For one man wealth and happiness; for another rack and ruin. The completely illogical nature of this seems, to us at least, to almost smack of a kind of cosmic sadism; or perhaps, it’s all one big joke, with the final joke always being on you.

Even the Prince catches up with the Pauper, eventually; in the shallow depths of a cold, hard grave.

But, still, one must surely beat his breast, raise his fists to heaven, and damn God for the inscrutable way in which he metes out destiny in the world. C’est la vie!

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Ford’s Theater or Bust!

Note The following are, quite possibly, true events based on a ridiculous parody. Or?

The copious vomit of Abe Lincoln drip, dripped down from the theater box. Behind him, John Wilkes Booth was still trying to pull the trigger on a brace of bananas some unthinking poltergeist had replaced his pistols with.

Mary Todd bounded out of her chair, and, being exceedingly flatulent, broke explosive, ectoplasmic wind, as the people seated to the left and right of the Lincolns strained to hear the dialogue coming from the stage.

“Oh, I do wish that the President would halt that infernal racket, and Mrs. Lincoln, too. For, I have long waited to see Our American Cousin!” whispered the wife, but, loudly enough that Booth could hear them over the gagging, flatulating, and squish of his banana gun.

“Drat” cried the erstwhile assassin, and, flinging the overripe fruit aside, yelled “Sic Semper Tyrannus!” waving his fist in the air, and bounding from the theater box to the vomit-streaked stage.

Audience members, not alerted to the full tragedy that was occurring just above, exclaimed “What did that poor man yell? Did anyone catch it”

And one man said, “Sounded like ‘Sick pimple moronis.’ I suppose I could be mistake, though.”

And his wife said, “No, no, he quite clearly said ‘Distemper tie shamus.’ I heard it distinctly. Whatever THAT means!”

And one old codger, missing teeth and chewing a wad of tobacco exclaimed “Ha! You’re both wrong! What that varlit said was ‘Enter sick into my anus.’ Anus! Anus, I tells ya! That man said the word ANUS…”

And most thought the old codger was quite mad, after hearing this ejaculation.

Booth bounded to the stage. The legend of course being that he broke his ankle in the jump. However, as historians in the know know, this is patently WRONG. he actually slipped in Lincoln’s vomit, which was how he twisted the ankle, and why he limped away, into the night.

In another part of town Herold was leading another assassin, whose name the author has temporarily misplaced, to the home of Secretary of State Seward, who was healing up after trying to masticate a coconut whole.

(Which, according to the infernal logic of politicians, made perfect sense, as the coconut, being a symbol of Carribean living, was undoubtedly and indubitably there to be conquered by the noble Euro-American pie hole.)

He was laid in a contraption worthy of the Marquis De Sade, a nightmare of metal pins and leather straps, but he could manage to ask for “thinner,” and “foffee,” and, occasionally, a “Ffficar to moak!”

The men rode up to the door, Herold doing the bravest act he could muster at the time and disappearing without a trace into the night. The erstwhile assassin, Mr. Lewis Paine, rode up to the door, but was dismayed when the butler told him he couldn’t take his beloved horse inside.

Mr. Paine quietly went up the stairs, encountering only Seward Junior as he went.

“May I help you, sir?” was the curt inquiry.

Mr. Paine decided that telling the son he was here to kill his father would be rather bad form, so instead he confessed, “Oh, I’m here selling magazine subscriptions. I need to see your dad. I heard he’s an enthusiastic fly-fisherman.”

The son frowned, grimaced, rolled his eyes, clucked his tongue, puffed out his cheeks, scratched his chin, walked about in a circle, (well, really, we think you get the point about his personal tics and idiosyncratic behaviors), and said “No! No! No! I’ll have you know that papa hasn’t been fly fishing, skeet shooting, hot air ballooning, hang-gliding, or auto racing in, oh, a great many years!”

And Mr. Paine thought this peculiar. Scratching HIS chin, he said, as if in self-reflection, “Auto racing? Auto racing? What the hell does THAT mean? Outta my way, man!”

And, suddenly losing patience, he pushed past Seward Junior, bounded up the stairs, and went down to the end of the hall, where a young girl, presumably the daughter, was bent low, whispering into a keyhole.

“Papa, oh papa, what big teeth you have!”

And the muffled answer from within came:

“Feebedde do fee you wiff, by dear!”

And then:

“Papa, oh papa, what big eyes, you have!”

And the reply:

“Feebedda do daste you viff, by dear!”

And then:

“Papa, oh papa, what big ears you have–”

Mr. Paine, wondering what sort of madhouse he had stumbled into, pushed the girl aside and said, “Girl! Stand aside! I am here to kill Secretary of State Seward and strike a blow for the late, great Confederate State!

Hah! Yass ‘um! Yass ‘um! The South will rise again, missy! Now, just try and stop me!”

And, since she did nothing to try and stop him, he spat, cursed, and kicked the door open.

He was surprised when Seward himself came out, his head wrapped in bandages, and pins and screws sticking out of his face.

“Gan I elp ooo?” he mumbled.

At this, Paine reached for his gun, and was surprised when he pulled out, instead, a large kielbasa.

He paused before commenting, “Some idgit has gone and replaced my sidearm with a sausage!” But, knowing he had to make the best of things, he took the sausage and began to furiously whip Secretary of State Seward around the head and shoulders, shouting “En guarde! Take that, and that! And some of that! And some more of that!”

And Mr. Seward threw up his arms, and began to cry “Elp! Elp! Murfer! Murfer! Ohmycod, elp!”

Before falling to the floor, bot even mildly injured.

Mr. Paine beat a hasty retreat, thinkin’, “I’ll hook up with John Wilkes Booth to make my escape. It’s the safest bet.”

As for Mr. Axerodt, who was to slay Vice President Johnson, he sort of hemmed and hawed, walked around town, looked at his watch, stopped for a bite, felt his bowels grow increasingly watery at the prospect of all the trouble he was going to get into for being a presidential assassin, and got a case of the dribbling runs quite unlike anything he had ever experienced before.

And, of course, when you need to find a public restroom, one hadn’t even been invented yet.

“It all seemed like fun and games when we was planning it out of course. I remember Mrs. Surratt poking her head into out secret meetings, saying things like ‘What are you boys doing in there? You boys aren’t planning any bold historical or revolutionary acts, are you?’

“And I’d always pipe up and say, ‘Well. we sure aren’t planning on assassinating Abraham Lincoln, if that’s what you mean!’ But, of course, that’s what we were doin’!”

And, because he realized he was merely talking to himself, he suddenly shut up.

“Well, you all can take all the glory for yourselves, see. And all the grief, too. Yeah, that means you Mr. Booth, Mr. Surratt, Mr. Paine, Mr. Herold! I’m out of here!”

And, still chattering to no one in particular but himself, he climbed up on his horse and, indeed, was “out of there “.

Of course, they were all captured and hung. Mrs. Surratt, too; and she was the nation’s first female executed by federal authority. It was a historical footnote I’m very sure she would happily have done without being the subject of.

The resulting photo is intensely creepy, Mrs. Surratt being hung in her long black dress, with her legs ties together and a sack over her head. If we pull back from the scene of the conspirators getting ready to take a short dance at the end of a long rope, we might see a young man, this author, holding a copy of Bloodletters and Badmen, sitting on the porch of a friend’s house. The house was on an old Indiana road in the country, and although it had all the most modern attributes and conveniences, was quite old; and supposedly haunted, to boot.

Across a gravel drive was an abandoned cemetery, with folks buried there from before the Civil War. But all of this was twenty years ago.
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Holy Family Orphanage

During the middle of the Nineteenth Century, the most notorious tenement in the Five Points section of New York was referred to as the “Old Brewery.”

It was a teeming, filthy, squalid place of darkness, a place where poor blacks and Irish immigrants dwelt in disease-ridden rooms, unsafe conditions, crowded into a reeking misery that few people could ever imagine.

It is said (most notably by author Jay Robert Nash), that the unwanted children born in this stinking hellpit sometimes never saw sunlight or breathed fresh air for years…if they managed to survive at all.

It is also said that the place averaged a MURDER A DAY, for an entire year.

Crime was endemic there, as was poverty, prostitution, drunkeness, violence and want. A mother is reported to have left her infant child to rot in her home after it died. She finally managed to dig a grave for the poor toddler on the premises, with an old spoon.

We could go further with the sickening details, but, really, we think you begin to understand.

The building is long since gone, having been razed over a century ago to make way for an orphanange. It is easy, though, to imagine the hideous wail of ghostly infants, the strange, empty, cold feeling of the presence of those who lived and died most miserably within the decrepit walls of the Old Brewery. That is, if the building had stood until present day, which it hasn’t.

One building that HAS, reportedly experienced ghosts is the site of the former Holy Family Orphanage in Dublin, Ireland. But, to tell the tale, one must TELL IT.

The Holy Family Orphanage was a great, bleak place of massive grey stone walls, and bellies that were frequently empty, hungry. The discipline was severe, and the lives of the children who lived (and sometimes died) there, were sad and full of want. The place was finally shut down in the middle sixties, and stood empty and vacant for a long, long time.

It was in the 1980s that it was finally decided that SOMETHING should be done with the frightening old abandoned building. After all, it was just rotting there, attracting vandals and homeless people, wild animals and graffiti artists. Couldn’t it be renovated, converted into something more useful?

The answer, to a local business magnate was: of course! Why, it is simplicity itself. To that end, this businessman purchased the property, with an eye toward turning it into an upscale apartment complex.

“I plan on fetching high prices for my rentals. After all, considering the history of the building, it’s a real conversation-starter!” he told a reporter from one of the city’s morning papers.

Soon, he hired work crews to come in and start the renovation. It was not long after, however, that strange, even troubling events began to occur:

The workmen started reporting bizarre cries, whispers, laughter–and what sounded like the scampering of children’s feet. Of course, the halls were vacant.

Also, they began to experience the strange malfunction of electrical equipment, the disappearance of tools “into thin air” (often, they would find these later in the most bizarre place), and cold spots.

(One workman reported that tea that had just been brewed became ice cold, suddenly, for no discernible reason.)

Grim shadows appeared where none should be seen, and the workmen began to grumble that they felt as if they were being watched. One or two actually walked off the job and refused to return, with little in the way of an explanation.

A local spiritualist medium was finally brought in. She walked about the halls for an hour, finally pronouncing that the place was “teeming with restless spirits.”

Would anyone now care to rent an apartment in an orpahanage that was declared to be “teeming with ghosts”? The new owner of the property seemed to think–YES!

“Are you kidding me? I’m overjoyed! It’s the best news I’ve heard all day! Why, they’ll be fighting and kicking to get in here now! The publicity will be great for business!”

To that end, he called up the local news station. Since things had been rather slow lately, they decided to air a special on the alleged “haunting,” sending a camera crew to document any evidence of the ghosts–if any should happen to appear.

“I think it’s silly season, and a waste of time, but our viewing audience is declining, and this might bolster our ratings.” said the television producer.

So off the news team went.

And the rest of the story we can summarize as this:

Bill was setting up his camera to film a dark corridor. The sound man had gone to get himself a cup of coffee and a bag of sandwiches, so Bill was there alone.

He could hear the drip-drip-drip of water coming through the old, patched ceiling. Every footfall in here seemed to echo. He fancied he could hear his own heart beating like a drum.

There’s something about this place, he thought. At first, you don’t notice it, and it doesn’t really bother you. But, after awhile, it starts to close in. A feeling of being trapped, suffocated.

Indeed, Bill felt like he might like to go outside to get some air. To that end, he decided to leave his camera and make his way back out the front when all of a sudden, a little voice said, “Sir? Pardon me sir…”

Bill looked around, and then looked down. There was a young boy standing beside him.

He felt confused. What was this kid doing in here? Who had let him in?

“Yes?” said Bill, almost automatically.

The boy hesitated a moment, then said, “Well, sir, I hope you don’t mind me asking, but, I do wish you’d tell my sister Mary McLeary that I miss her, and I’ll be waiting for her right here.”

Bill was shocked to hear the name of his producer come from the boy’s lips. Why, Mary McCleary was past sixty years old if she was a day. How on earth could she have a brother that was only around eight years old or so?

Suddenly the kid turned and bolted down the hall. Bill stood there speechless for a moment, then called out “Son. Hey, son! Come back here!”

He quickly made to follow him, then was shocked, as he turned a corner, to see that the boy had seemingly disappeared. He wiped his tired eyes. Perhaps he had imagined the whole thing. He had been working awfully hard lately.

Still feeling the chill of creepiness in his bones, he went to a payphone and dialed his producer, Mary McCleary.

The tired-sounding woman picked up the phone.

“Hello?”

Bill paused for a moment, unsure of how to proceed, then said, “Yeah, Mary, it’s me, Bill. I’m calling from the Holy Family Orphanage. Listen, I’ve just had the…weirdest thing happen to me. I, I met this young boy, couldn’t have been more than eight years old, I’d guess. Anyway, he really shook me, because he claimed to be, get this: your brother! Asked me to say hi to you, and tell you that he’d be here waiting for you.”

There was a long silence at the other end. Bill wondered if they had somehow been disconnected.

“Mary? Hello, Mary? Are you still there?”

Suddenly, in a choked voice, one that sounded a million miles away, Mary said, “Yes, Bill, I’m still here. Bill, it appears you really have met my brother.”

“What?” asked Bill, incredulous.

“Yes, you heard me correctly, Bill. That was my brother Declan. Declan McCleary. You really did meet him. He’s been there a long time. You see, he died in the orphange, fifty-three years ago.”

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Julia Pastrana

(Note Chapter and illustration for a forthcoming book for young people I plan to publish.)

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She was a woman covered in hair, with a strange face that made her look almost like an ape. P.T. Barnum declared her the “Ugliest woman I’ve ever seen.” And he was actually quite fond of her.

She was born in the Sinaloa district of Mexico in 1834, to a woman that did not want her. Examined by a number of medical authorities, some of whom declared she was a “distinct species” or the product of a woman getting pregnant by an “Orang Hutan,” a doctor named Kneeland examined her and declared that she was quite human. Another doctor backed him up, stating that she was only a “deformed Mexican Indian woman.”

Julia was sold like a slave to a carnival exhibitor named Theodore Lent, a man who would shape the way of life Julia Pastrana would know until the end of her days. He taught her to sing and dance, and she learned three different languages, as well as how to play guitar. Her weird, keening, warbling voice was thought to be very beautiful and strange by those that heard it, and the audience was often astounded to realize the beautiful Spanish songs were coming from a woman with such a shocking, ape-like appearance.

(Charles Darwin, the creator of the theory of Evolution, mentions Julia in his book, Origin of the Species, where he is particularly concerned that Julia had a double row of teeth, a condition called gingival hyperplasia, and wrote:
” Julia Pastrana, a Spanish dancer, was a remarkably fine woman, but she had a thick masculine beard and a hairy forehead; she was photographed, and her stuffed skin was exhibited as a show; but what concerns us is, that she had in both the upper and lower jaw an irregular double set of teeth, one row being placed within the other, of which Dr, Purland took a cast. From the redundancy of the teeth her mouth projected, and her face had a gorilla-like appearance”.)

Lent took Julia on a tour of Europe. He also decided that they should get married; most think this was because he feared any other showman wooing her away from him.

Frederick Drimmer tells us that when close friends asked Julia if she thought Lent was just exploiting her, she refused to believe it. Heartbreakingly, she said, “He loves me for me.” She may have really believed this, or, deep down, she may have known better. Sometimes, people desperate for love and affection will believe all sorts of lies, take all sorts of bad treatment, just so they can feel that someone cares for them.

It was while they were touring Russia that Julia became pregnant. At first, she was overjoyed, thinking that the baby, surely, would not have the same deformities as she suffered with. Alas! it was not to be a happy end9ing for poor Julia Pastrana.

The baby came out covered in hair, looking the exact picture of the mother. A few days later, the baby died. Within five days of this, Julia also succumbed from complications involved in the birth. Some wondered if, in fact, she hadn’t merely died of a broken heart.

Mr. Lent, now seeing that he was cheated by death out of his primary source of income, devised a plan that could continue the shows–in a bizarre way.

A Dr. Sokolov, an expert from Moscow in embalming bodies, was brought in. Under his careful work, the bodies of Julia Pastrana and her child were carefully preserved–turned into mummies, that is, and put in a glass case especially designed by Lent. He then continued to tour with this morbid, strange exhibit, urging audiences to flock to see “The Monster” and her baby. (When Barnum saw it, he reportedly later said of Lent, “I was certain as I saw it of the presence of at least one monster”; meaning, of course, that Lent was the real freak, the thing that should be on display and stared at.)

A weird woman claiming to be Julia’s sister came forward, and Lent soon took her on as part of the show. Her claim to be related to Julia was later called into doubt.

For his part, Lent seems to have paid for his cruelty and callousness toward his late wife with his life. It is said he went slowly mad, dying in a Russian mental asylum, a place that was probably unsanitary and grim, as such mental homes were in those long-ago days.

The remains of Julia and her infant son (his body was perched, almost like a parrot, on a little ledge or stoop next to hers in their dual glass coffin) soon changed hands, becoming a kind of touring carnival wonder. It was seen in America as late as the 1970’s, but soon made its way back to Europe, where a planned tour of it in Norway lead to public disapproval and shaming. Times were far, far different than they had been in the mid to late 1800’s, and society had become more sensitive to the plight of people like Julia.

Much like the famous Eva Peron (whom Madonna portrayed in the movie “Evita” in 1996), Julia’s remains had a strange journey to make, finally ending up in a scientific collection in Oslo.

When vandals broke into the warehouse, they slashed the corpse of the infant. It was then badly damaged by mice. As horrible as this is, the result was that the Oslo University Dept. of Anatomy required a special permit for researchers to view the remains.

Finally, after a decision by the authorities in the Norwegian government, it was decided in 2012 that Julia should be taken back to her place of birth for proper, respectful burial. Finally, on February 12th, 2013, Julia Pastrana was laid to rest after a large Catholic funeral, in the town of Sinoa de Leyva, near the place of her birth.

So ended the long, troubled journey of Julia Pastrana.

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Harvey Murray Glatman

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Harvey Glatman had a sort of Howdy Doody visage. Or, at the very least, he seems to have had such a visage in the famous picture we’ve seen of him. Another character he calls to mind is the hapless nebbish Seymour Krelborn, the unwitting slave of the man eating plant in the cult horror classic Little Shop of Horrors. In short, he was something of a nerdy little fellow.

As a young boy, born in 1938, he was always fairly orderly and normal, even well-behaved, with only the small eccentricity of having a bizarre fixation with ropes. “I always seemed to have a rope in my hands,” he would later confess. He was, naturally, the knot-tying champion of his Boy Scout troupe.

Sometime around the age of twelve, obviously in an experimental mood, young Harvey repaired to the upstairs attic with one of his ropes. Hanging it about his neck, he committed an act of self-mutilation which left tell-tale scars around his neck. His mother dismissed this, later, as his way of getting “satisfaction.”

(One might call to mind the old saying about “denial isn’t a river in Egypt.”)

Young Harvey had other strange, irritating foibles, like stealing his female playmates’ little purses and running away cackling. He would then turn and throw them back to them. Odd behavior for a sexually-developing teenage boy, we think.

Harvey would graduate to much more dangerous games later.

He accosted a woman in a parking lot, using a toy pistol to frighten her into disrobing. After she began to scream hysterically, he panicked and fled, being captured by police soon after.

Released on bond, the last thing Harvey wanted to do was wait around for his trial. Making his way east, he ended up in New York, lying low for a little while, only surfacing to commit the most mundane robberies.

It was this that finally lead to his imprisonment. He spent two years at Sing Sing, emerging a seemingly changed man. His new era of reform saw him heading west this time, toward the sun baked shorelines and steaming asphalt jungles of LA. It was here that young Harvey made his attempt to “go straight,” becoming a modest businessman specializing in TV repair.

For six years Harvey kept the inner demons at bay, going about his business in a quiet, mannerly fashion, never socializing, but always (we must assume) fighting the inner struggle against his personal will toward destruction. It was a fight in which he most certainly WOULD NOT prevail.

He began to practice amateur photography, perhaps not even himself aware of the final objective of his sudden new interest. Of course, as a “photographer” he could, more easily, have access to young women, women hopeful to begin careers as fashion models, or just tempted by Harvey’s offer of a quick fifty bucks to pose.

(Note: Decades later, Milwaukee maniac Jeffrey Dahmer would use a similar ruse to lure young men and boys to his abode.)

He found a willing prospect in the person of the recently-married Judy Ann Dull, an attractive nineteen-year-old girl who had the great misfortune to call for Glatman when her television went on the fritz. Glatman casually mentioned that he was a “freelance photographer,” and that he was on assignment for a detective magazine.

“The usual bound and gagged type stuff,” he confided in her. His mind must have already been filling with sordid, perverted desires.

He promised fifty dollars. She acquiesced. Whatever possessed her to do so, her guardian angel must have been out that particular fatal day.

She willingly got in the car with Glatman, who quickly produced a gun and warned her against screaming. He drove to his apartment, ushered her inside stripped off her clothing, raped her repeatedly, then did the “typical bound and gagged stuff” while she sat helpless in a chair. He photographed her a number of times, hustled her back out to the car, and drove out to the desert.

He found a secluded spot, dropped her there, took more photographs, and, suddenly realizing he couldn’t very well leave her alive to identify him, strangled her with one of his ropes. He covered the body with a shallow layer of dirt, but it was found by hikers only a few month later.

He was now beginning his new avocation in earnest, feeling at the top of his game. Though no one can be certain, of course, what goes through the corrupted consciousness of an individual like Glatman, we wonder if their actions seem almost like the actions of a sleepwalker or zombie. In other words: Are they sometimes outside themselves, watching themselves perform meticulous and often baffling actions, so clueless as to the motives and meaning behind their bizarre actions and behaviors that they might as well just be passengers along for the ride? Are we giving too much credence to the belief in possession?

Whatever the case, the next victim was obtained when Glatman took out an advertisement in a lonely hearts advice section in the newspaper. It was here that he met Shirley Ann Bridgeford, a thirty-year-old woman recently divorced. He told her he was a plumber.

He made a date to take her dancing. She obviously wore formal dress, and be began to drive out toward the desert, until he explained that the club was “out a ways.”

Soon, they were in a spot he decided was sufficiently secluded to spring his true plans on the tragic young woman. Glatman later told investigators he had already decided to kill her before he even got her tied up and undressed, but that he used the bondage photos of Judy Dull to convince Bridgeford he was only going to “shoot some pictures.”

He commenced an act of rape, dispatched the woman in the same manner as his first victim, and left the body exposed to the elements. Now, he must have felt like a man a thousand feet tall; as if he were invincible, we assume.

The final act of madness in the Glatman drama would see him finally apprehended and imprisoned. Fighting with what would have been his fourth victim at the side of the road, he was seen by a passing patrol car.
The jig was up for the nerdy little fellow.

We would like to have dragged this chapter out in our customary habit of enlarging and expanding everything we do, to give YOU, the Faithful Reader MORE, MORE, MORE…in the words of Stephen King, we are sometimes afflicted with “literary elephantiasis.” Alas, about the nebbish little Seymour Krelborn serial killer, there is not much more to say: he died at San Quentin, September 18, 1959. He was 32.

In an interesting aside, he is believed by some investigators to also have been responsible for a hit-and-run murder, the killing of a young woman known for fifty years only as “Boulder Jane Doe,” in Boulder, Colorado. The woman has been recently identified, through DNA, as being Dorothy Gay Howard, who disappeared at the age of 18. Glatman is believed to have mowed her down with his 1951 Dodge Coronet. But, of course, at thislate date, who can positively say?

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Aaron Kosminski (Jack the Ripper?) 2015

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Suspect believed to be Jack the Ripper, supposedly confirmed last year by DNA evidence found on apron of murder victim Polly Nichols. Kosminski was a mental case who made a habit of eating filth from the gutter (among other eccentricities), and supposedly harbored a great hatred for women. A Polish Jewish immigrant, this could explain the Ripper’s mysterious message about “Juwes” being the “Men Who Will Not be Blamed for Nothing.” Committed to the hellish Colney Hatch lunatic asylum, he died there 24th March, 1919.

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